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Porn Cines

Children really do say the darndest things right? Well, this past week, the husband took the kids to their soccer game. He gave them the small speech of quit pushing and chasing each other around. You see, these two boys are 18 months apart, so they get to play sports together every 2nd year or so. This comes with great advantages. Only have to go to one location at a time and we only have to follow one schedule.

Well, as we start the season of soccer, the boys tend to play at separate times on the field, but then there are times they play together. They either get bored or just need to spice up the game and be bad with each other. So, again, I am repeating, the husband gave them the speech. He then followed with, “Don’t throw any rocks either”. My eldest, Jeremy, answered with “No, it was just porn cine”…..um you mean pine cones?? Oh, the little giggles they provide us.

Another funny story, was when the second, Scott was explaining to me how girls pee….poor child, only has boys as siblings. They must have been talking about it at school because he had the whole description for me with how they sit down and pee comes out of a hole. Wow! Thanks for the info buddy!
I keep saying how I need to note these down as I have a bad memory. What are some the best comments you have heard from your kids?

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